Fortnite’s Season 2 battle go is stuffed with colourful new characters, together with one you may customise in 1000’s of distinctive methods. I don’t care about any of them. I solely care about this ripped cat.

That is Meowscles, the extent 60 battle go reward. He’s one of many new skins that has a built-in bonus function. On this case, he can flex his pecs. His cat pecs.

Now, I’m not a furry, however I’m involved about my emotions for this cat. He appears to be like like somebody slapped that colon-three uwu emoticon over the stylized homosexual artwork of Tom of Finland. His head’s a little bit small for his physique—I don’t know if I’m that into his face, although he appears to be like pleasant, which I’ve discovered is uncommon for human guys with our bodies like this in actual life. However take a look at these shoulders. Take a look at these abs. I’m sorry—I’m sorry—however take a look at his butt.

Meowscles wears nothing however denims, boots, and a harness I’ve envied on guys at leather-based golf equipment. You’re positively going to seek out this cat hanging out at your native model of The Eagle. He’s positively going to take a look at you from throughout the room, and also you’re going to look behind you as a result of he couldn’t be you, proper, guys like that don’t take a look at guys such as you, however he completely is. You’re going to speak awkwardly about your lives and stuff for some time, and Meowscles goes to be form of self-deprecatingly charming about how he can’t let you know a lot about his job as a result of he works for a spy company, which is a cool job. You’re positively going to make out within the stairwell, after which he’s going to recommend going again to his place, which after all isn’t that removed from right here. And he’s going to have a fantastic house as a result of he’s loaded as a result of he works for a spy company. After that night time you’ll in all probability by no means name one another once more as a result of he’s busy along with his job, however that’s OK, you’re busy too. Someday you’ll see him out at that hip brunch spot, and he’ll say “hey” and also you’ll say “hey,” and also you’ll each smile and return to your tables. And your pals will say “Oh my god, do you know that man?” and also you’ll be like, “Oh, yeah,” however be coy about it, since you don’t need to brag, however you’ll completely be bragging. And though you received’t date or fall in love or something, you’ll all the time bear in mind Meowscles fondly. The encounter will rank in your high 5, although it received’t be primary, as a result of that’s giving an excessive amount of energy to a one-night stand and also you’re higher than that.

Anyway, he’s higher than Peely.