Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert
Screenshot: The Late Present

After asserting that he (together with the remainder of his late-night cohorts) can be going audience-free beginning on Monday, Stephen Colbert (once more, together with the remainder) as a substitute simply bowed to scientific consensus and customary sense and posted up a slate of reruns for the foreseeable future. Monday’s Late Present was, certainly, a rebroadcast of the Jim Carrey episode from February, though Colbert wasn’t taking all this coronavirus furlough enterprise mendacity down. As a substitute, he opened Monday’s present sitting down, hunkered behind a wall of bubbles in his house bathtub, the place the host did his ordinary monologue courtesy of a rinky-dink house digicam. The episode’s “visitors”: “Mr. Bubble, adopted by a musical efficiency from the legendary duo Head & Shoulders.”

Sporting what he termed his “bathing go well with,” Colbert first praised everybody who, like him, was at house, having fun with the comedy stylings of 1 Stephen Colbert. Delivering a sudsier-than-normal takedown of the continued Trump administration shitshow, Colbert couldn’t assist however level out that the administration’s coronavirus activity power consists of 21 folks, which isn’t an excellent look. Neither is the truth that, when the president addressed the White Home press corps yesterday, there have been greater than 10 folks sharing a stage with a man who’s been linked to quite a few contaminated Mar-a-Lago visitors, Republican legislators, and international dignitaries.

Earlier than throwing to a pre-taped clip of Late Present area producer Jake Punkett taking his worried-and-decidedly-awesome mother Bootsie for a checkup and coronavirus tutorial, Colbert continued to reward his viewers for being smarter than their president. Noting that each one these years of sedentary, couch-potato TV watching has prepped Individuals for an prolonged interval of sequestration (and TV watching), Colbert urged everybody on the market to—if not sit in a bubbly bathtub all day—safely and properly compensate for their binge-watching. He hears that that Love Is Blind is an effective place to begin, most likely since digital relationship is the one choice folks have at this level.