Tom Hanks is still doing alright, but he’s using way too much Vegemite
Photograph: Amy Sussman (Getty Photographs)
Nicely, it’s been a pair days, so it’s time for our common replace on how Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are doing since testing optimistic for the coronavirus. Final time we checked in, Hanks was reminding his social media followers to guard themselves and others by listening to the recommendation of specialists. He additionally reminded everybody that “there is no such thing as a crying in baseball,” which was sort of oddly candy. At the moment, Hanks provided a a lot much less substantial replace on his situation, providing as an alternative slightly nod of appreciation to the folks of Australia who’re caring for him and Wilson. He did this with a photograph of Vegemite on toast (the normal Australian meal) with little kangaroo and koala toys (the normal animal toys of Australia) and a glass of water (the normal binding of hydrogen and oxygen of Australia). It’s nothing particular, however it’s good to know he’s hanging in there and sharing playful photographs.
Nicely, except you’re truly from Australia, as a result of these folks have all come to a consensus about one thing that Hanks is doing incorrect: He’s utilizing method an excessive amount of Vegemite. Hanks, being a boorish American, lined his toast within the black goop as if it have been a scrumptious American topping like grape jelly (which, to be truthful, is simply purple goop). Apparently, as all the Australians within the feedback to Hanks’ put up identified, Vegemite is finest when used sparingly and with loads of butter. Although “finest” may even be overselling it… possibly “most tolerable” could be higher.
Additionally, as a result of that is the web, some persons are questioning whether or not the photo is fake as a result of it appears just like the glass of water is intersecting with the plate, however we’re coping with an excessive amount of proper now to essentially unpack that or any of the opposite conspiracy theories which have begun trickling into this factor.
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